first, go back to sleep like a boss
after napping all day, i’d probably feast in a fancy manner
then maybe climb some shit
and do some trollin
and generally not give a fuck about anything ever again
frozenwithfear-livingwithpride:
The Drunk Bitches be like
The Niggas be like
The Party Sluts be like
The Divas be like
The Rich Chicks be like
The Hot Guys be like
The Pot Heads be like
That Guy You Thought Was Straight be like
The Ghetto Gurls be like
The 9yr Olds be like
The Hipsters be like
The Queens be like
That Weird Girl be like
The Drunk Frat Boys be like
Then a Michael Jackson song comes on and EVERYBODY be like
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
2. A day without sunshine is, like, night
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a…
